What Arcade Games Suck?

[Ciderhelm]

Aside from Hexxagon, which arcade games are universally understood to be awful?

I'm not asking for what you don't like. I mean games that just don't record scores, just aren't fun for anyone (meaning you can't touch my Commander Keen or Dancing games), and are taking up filler spots.

Going to clean out a few crappy ones.

[Xandar]

Any game that Onion has a high score on, they all suck.

[Onion]

russian roulette is retarded

[Gogan]

Maelstrom currently doesn't work, though it'd be a great addition if it did.

[Ciderhelm]

Maelstrom is a darn fine game, too. :(

p.s. asano check your PMs.

but not right this second. because I haven't written it yet.

[Ciderhelm]

nah I lied I got nothin

[Gogan]

Why you gotta get my hopes up like that?

[Ciderhelm]

Was going to lure you into a trap of working on the RPG w/ me. I'll try that luring a bit later when I make the thing public. Taking forever to make all the stuff solo. :(

[Oakfire]

Xandar stole my comment

[Onion]

maelstrom works fine wtf are you talkin about asano

[Gogan]

Hmm... it's not working for me on Firefox/Safari for the Mac. I'll try on my PC when I get home. I just assumed since I couldn't get it working, and it had 0 games played, that it wasn't working for anyone else either.

[Ciderhelm]

its not showing up at all?

I know that my mouse doesn't show up when its hovered over the game. I have to control it entirely w/ keyboard.

[Gogan]

It shows up, but it doesn't respond to mouse or keyboard commands.

[smell]

even tho i have top score on Serve Or Die, i think theres only been 2 TOTAL scores. one of my other top scores (Bumper Jack 21) has a bug that ends the game when it goes to 'bonus' round. I assume thats why theres only 4 scores.

[smell]

and just how many "bejeweled" or "tetris" games do we need?

edit
k, only 2 tetris-ee games but mahjong?