Quote of the Day

[Onion]

natu: tuesday is the day i get some sort of tubing stuck up my dick
natu: i am not excited

[Vayd]

What the hell is your problem, dude. I told you that in confidence. Urologist appointments aren't fucking funny, asshole.

[Sly]

would you 2 just fuck already and get it over with

[Onion]

Don't be jealous.