Cuz they're bred like that you idiot.

Oh and Nuch is Shepherd, Yoox is Ben, Vayd is Faraday and Asano is Richard. Rest I don't really care.

Sly has to be a pussy character like that interpreter in the Temple.

nuch is jack because they're both emo bitches. onion is sawyer because they both think they're way cooler then they actually are. vayd is the cop chick because he wasn't around long and who really cares about him? rufus, hugo. yoox is sayid because he was a badass back in the day and we all know yoox needs an ego boost. I can see asano as richard. cruci is the black priest because even though cruci hates black people all religious nuts are the same.
thats all I got right now

And Onion is Rossou.

oh dq is charlie because even though hes dead to me he was cool.

what the fuck, how do i end up being the four hundred pound latino?

comedic relief

I don't really find Hugo funny. Most of the time it just reinforces my hatred for fat people.

what Jackolza said.

Tina as Claire would be too obvious, so I choose Rose for her. She seems like she'd be into that interracial shit.

Physics is Boone.

And last but not least, going to nominate Stag as Vincent the Dog. In and out of the story and nobody has seen him for a long time.

lol