The Onion nails it:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/sad...ootings,28857/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PezlFNTGWv4

(off-topic, here's a video by the same dude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHun58mz3vI )

Am I the only one that feels really bad for these people because they didn't get to see the movie? It was a really good movie...

I sotra thought the same thing ( they went there to see the movie and got kinda fucked out of a ticket )

Mind you the person fucking you has 4 guns as incentive to get the fuck out and not watch the movie.

My overall assessment- I wouldn't care at all about not watching the movie, I would be worried about people seeing the shit running down my leg from dodging a shotgun.

I wonder if the theater issued refunds.