I like my women like I like my...
 

I like my women like I like my microwave. Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.

I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old, and mixed up with coke.

I like my women like I like my turtles. Helpless when they're on their back.

I like my woman like I like my beer; brown, smooth, and goes down without any problems.

I like my women like I like my oatmeal. Quick, easy, and covered in facts about dinosaurs.

I like my women like I like my pizza. Cut up into eight pieces inside a cardboard box.

I like my women like I like my cheese: American, fat-free, and single

I like my women like i like my coffee beans. Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across central america.

I like my women like I like my drugs. Cheap and in the morning I can't remember how many I've done.

I like my women like I like my fish. Battered.



And for KZ

KZ likes his men like he likes his merlot. In him until he can't remember his own name.

makes no sense, wasn't funny at all.

its supose to go

I like my men like I like my whiskey. In me until I can't remember my own name.

lol