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Self-proclaimed vampire chick eats homeless dude's face in front of Hooter's

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...old-man-876543

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A Florida woman who claimed to be a "vampire" last night attacked an elderly man, biting him on the face and arm and tearing away chunks of his skin, according to police.
Josephine Smith, 22, was arrested today and charged with felony aggravated battery on an elderly person. "I'm a vampire, I am going to eat you," Smith announced before allegedly attacking Milton Ellis, according to an arrest affidavit.

Ellis, 69, received stitches to close up wounds suffered during the assault, which occurred in front of a vacant Hooters in St. Petersburg. Cops says Ellis, who uses a motorized wheelchair, was asleep when Smith pounced on him, commenced biting, and announced that she was a vampire.

The bleeding Ellis escaped his attacker's clutches and called 911 from a nearby gas station.

When cops arrived, they located Smith--covered in blood and half naked--near the Hooters, according to a police spokesman. During questioning, she was unable to tell officers what had transpired outside the shuttered restaurant. Nor could she explain what had happened to her pants or why her panties were at her ankles.

According to her Facebook profile, Smith has recently studied "dental assisting" at the Fortis Institute in Pensacola, where she resides.

I know its bad but I couldn't help but laugh at the:

"I'm a vampire, I am going to eat you," part.

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Originally Posted by Orlandin (Post 77766)

I know its bad but I couldn't help but laugh at the:

"I'm a vampire, I am going to eat you," part.

Why does this always happen to elderly people, please try something like this to me and see what happens.

Yoox proceeds to pull down his pants while saying "what are we going to do about this?"

Why am I not surprised it's Florida of all places.

This shit is Florida 96% of the time. Guaranteed.