http://www.staulkor.com/hobss.mp3
this was posted as an earlier version of something similar. Its like 45 mins of an 11 year old kid talking about "motorboating and sucking tits" at titty bars. I don't know if its real, and its long, but there are some REALLY awesome quotes in there, such as an 11 year old kid saying "I'd eat that shit up". "Just to let you know, my regular penis is bigger than your boner".