never get between a man and his beer

[Rhun]

http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/...-all-the-guys/

A girl named Katie found a twelve-pack of beer in her teenage brother’s room and ratted him out to their parents. This is not news in any way, but what young Chris, the brother, did in retaliation after being grounded for three months is funny as hell… and so, so wrong…

Not only did he rummage through Katie’s things and find her “hookup list” (aka “blow-jobs-to-hand-out list”), but he published it on his Facebook page…

…and tagged all of the intended recipients.

[Fusa]

I love facebook, like you love dick.




Priceless

[rursusferre]

yea i saw this like a month ago and thought it was the greatest fucking thing i have ever seen. This little brother is fucking amazing and this bitch is a whore. Fucking cracked up for like 30 mins reading her list. Who the fuck rights down this shit?

[Megasteve]

Originally Posted by rursusferre

Who the fuck rights down this shit?

A ton of girls. I'm not even kidding. Back when I was a sophomore in high school I had got 2 notes. 1 from my gf at the time and another from my friend Joe's gf. Both of them had pretty explicit shit, one of them explaining how Kim (Joe's gf) was gonna go down on him in the theater that weekend when we went. The other was a timeline that my gf had put for shit she wanted to do.

Best part was when I left them in my jeans and my mom did my laundry. She found them. Needless to say, I didn't get to go to the movies, and got cockblocked for the rest of the summer by her.

[Vayd]

What a bitch of a sister. She deserved it.