I am Jesus.

[jesus]

christ. I'm the best player on the server. My dps is only rivaled by the size of my gigantic balls. You heard me, I'm the best boomkin. Ever. Just look at how I shit on people, I don't even give a fuck, that's how goddamn jesus I am.










I hope you accept this as my application to fuse, as this is proof at how fucking awesome I am. Oh, and I'll need access to your gbank too.