NFL. Game of Thrones Line up

[Fusa]

no joke

http://www.nfl.com/photoessays/0ap20...-football-team

holy fuck they are all amazing I will just post them all I can't stop laughing

WR - Daario Naharis
He's got more swagger than T.O. and enough talent to knock any shutdown cornerback off his high horse.

[Fusa]

#29
QB - Arya Stark
Critics will point to her lack of ideal size to play at the highest level, but Arya is from a family of field generals. Both her royal father Ned's and her royal brother Robb's busts - at least I think those are busts - are already in the Hall of Fame. She displays a chameleon-like ability to alter her style in order to win the situation, unparalleled footwork (thanks to her tutorship under star-making guru Syrio Forel), and an unflinching willingness to go for her opponent's heart.

#28
Backup QB - Stannis Baratheon
A wily vet who's open to new philosophical approaches, Stannis will serve the team well as it transitions to a new era. Or maybe he won't.

#27
RB - Theon Greyjoy
A once-great ballcarrier now anxious to prove he's still got what it takes, Greyjoy reeks of a desperate need to be fed as many balls as possible over the course of 60 minutes.

#26
FB - Bronn
Although Bronn is an all-time great in the art of blocking for his higher-paid teammates, new questions are arising about his willingness to continue doing the dirty work now that he's gotten paid.
(LOL)

#25
3rd-down RB - Jon Snow
A "do-it-all" hybrid back who thrives in the snow and heat alike.

#24
WR - Daario Naharis
He's got more swagger than T.O. and enough talent to knock any shutdown cornerback off his high horse.

#23
WR/CB - Oberyn "The Red Viper" Martell
A cunning and agile athlete, the Prince of Dorne is an asset to any team thanks to his ability to go both ways.

#22
TE - Brienne of Tarth
Move over, Gronk: There's a new standard bearer at the position (as long as she isn't facing the Bears).

#21
LT - Sandor "The Hound" Clegane
A mauler who can absolutely take your head off, this frightening human being will fend off all hits, kicks and bites and still bring a controlled-but-ruthless aggression to keep the backside of his quarterback safe and sound.(bad ass)

#20
RT - Jorah Mormont
What Peyton did for Omaha, Jorah does for Khaleesi. In other words, he's focused on his job. He's got the ideal mindset for an offensive lineman: All business, all the time. You can skip on the hang time, though - he's kinda a snooze.

#19
OG - Varys
He may seem a questionable choice given his lack of desire for human contact, but "The Spider" promises to outwit all comers thanks to his unsurpassed ability to study the weak points of an opponent in advance.

#18
OG - Davos Seaworth
Long in the tooth and undersized for the position? Sure, but he's got two qualities any team covets: Loyalty and the (recently added) ability to read the playbook. (LOLOLOL)

#17
C - Hodor
Concerns about his poor showing on the Wonderlic test notwithstanding, this team-oriented teddy bear should thrive when asked to repeat the one simple task of snapping the ball over and over.

#16
DE - Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane
Combining the length of Ed 'Too Tall' Jones, the brawn of J.J. Watt, and the nasty disposition of James Harrison, the 6'9" warrior is a pass-rushing nightmare personified.

#15
DE - Tormund Giantsbane
The Autumn Wind is a Raider, and so is this wild man - or at least he should be. The perpetually crazed look in his eyes framed by those fiery locks evokes a ginger-haired Lyle Alzado or Ted Hendricks. The only question is how he'll adapt to high-class spoils like climate-controlled domes and indoor plumbing.

#14
DT - Samwell Tarly
A native southerner who’s grown accustomed to cold climes, he’s a classic (space)eater who’ll anchor the run defense.

#13
DT - Ghost
Deemed by one talent evaluator as "the runt of the litter," Jon Snow's favorite direwolf plays with a chip on his shoulder bigger than Winterfell.

#12
LBs - Daenerys Targaryen's Three Dragons
They're young, but these gigantic triplets project to be top-tier performers based on their collective ability to fly to the ballcarrier. The sky's literally the limit for this trio - so long as the league never bans the use of orifice-issued fireballs.( LOL )

#11
S - Jaime Lannister
It's not a left-handed compliment to say this King's Landing product still possesses the moxie and experience to drop any fresh-faced passcatcher. If you were impressed by Ronnie Lott's ability to continue playing after losing the tip of a finger, you'll be positively blown away by this ex-right-hander. Added bonus: He really embraces a family atmosphere in the locker room. (lol)

#10
S - Bran Stark
What he lacks in foot speed, he more than makes up for with his ability to get inside the opposing quarterback's head.

#9
CB - Ramsay Snow
Like any of pro football's most notorious enforcers, this cold-blooded assassin has an appetite for tormenting his opponents until they're little more than a quivering broken mess. (He also has an appetite for grilled links of meat.)

#8
CB - Cersei Lannister
While cunning enough to handle most situations, this former first-rounder can no longer get by on natural talent alone. If the whispers of substance abuse prove accurate, they'll very likely hasten her demise.
(lol)

#7
PK - Tommen Baratheon
Following older brother Joffrey Baratheon's choke in the big game, the toe-headed Tommen is now ready take over toe-oriented responsibilities for the team.

#6
P - Sansa Stark
She doesn't possess a lot of football talent. In other words, she's a natural punter.
(LOL)

#5
PR/KR - Margaery Tyrell
Things just seem to happen when this aspirational Highgarden product is in the mix. A true physical specimen, she shows a knack for working the field but consistently coming through clean on the other side.
(FUCKING LOLOL)

#4
Head coach - Tywin Lannister
Hugs and positive reinforcement give way to the hand with enough pelts on the wall and gravitas to command the respect of even the biggest prima donna athlete. What Bob Knight did for college basketball, Tywin can do for pro football.

#3
Offensive coordinator - Melisandre
Her bewitching approach will surely leave opposing defenses scratching their heads. She's a chestier Chip Kelly.

#2
Defensive coordinator - Tyrion Lannister
Mike and Kyle Shanahan didn't always agree, but they still had their share of success. Likewise, Tywin and Tyrion might not get along personally, but their philosophies line up between the lines. No matter how Tywin tries to belittle Tyrion, Tyrion remains credible thanks to his memorable defense of King's Landing during the Battle of the Blackwater.

#1
General Manager - Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish
Always two steps ahead of his foes, Littlefinger's as shrewd as they come. As a fringe benefit, his side business provides his players with the companionship they'll need to relieve stress before a big game or after a tough loss.

[Gogan]

Heh...

RB - Theon Greyjoy
A once-great ballcarrier...