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03-12-2008, 07:56 PM
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DnT Epic Drama (with nude pics)
Good afternoon.  On or around December of 2006 we had a woman by the name of Miya come to our guild. Her boyfriend Mr. "Chocobo" was one of our warriors and keen interest in yelling a lot on vent cause saying things like "throw dots" and "50 dkp minus!" always motivates a well oiled machine like ours. Anyways, Miya was reserved emo-chick from California who really kept to herself and her "Chocobo." I tried to talk to her, stalk her, get some pics to add to my archives *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* etc. cause I'm straight and all that. She resisted for the most part however. And no I won't explain what I mean by "most" That's really not the point here. Time went on-about-a-year-and all of a sudden "Chocobo" and Miya started having some relationship troubles. Who knows what happened there, I certainly don't. So Miya decided it was a good time to sleep around, in California, with one of the gentlemen she is friends with. We'll call him "Dick-in-a-glass." Then "Chocobo" decided on Feb. 14th, 2008 that it would be time to break up with her. So Miya was sad. Or so I hear. I wasn't aware women had feelings. Anyways her and "Chocobo" had talked about marriage, moving in together in California (Where she had already flown him twice cause oh ya did I mention they were online bf/gf and didn't live together? But ya she flown him out to her place to get his large [you'll see what I mean in the next post] yummy looking penis. mmmm....). So Miya then didn't know what to do. She decided, after some internal reflection on not being able to vote (girls still can't vote, right? phew), that the only thing to do was find someone vulnerable in "Chocobo's" guild and to use them to get back at him. Enter Korrupt. Yet another white boy from arizona trying to name himself after a rapper and a member of our guild DnT. He was having some shit at home in Arizona and decided his about year+ of hitting on Miya would finally pay off. (See what I did there? First it was all her evil plan now he "the vulnerable one" is doing just fine making his own plans. It's called free-will) He started laying it on thick, and Miya saw an opportunity to use this guy to... wait what's that Ollie? "It's called a rebound!" Thanks Ollie. So Miya decided to fly Korrupt out and let him live with her. Around the beginning of March Korrupt arrives and promptly sleeps with Miya--less than a month after she cheated on and then got dumped by her boyfriend. Cause your supposed to wait at least 6 months after sleeping a man as fine as "Chocobo" and his fine, fine penis...oh *ahem* let me get back to the story. Also it should be noted that "Chocobo" and Korrupt were really good friends in the guild. And now he's mine, all mine... So IP addresses start to show up on the boards here that I use to stalk everyone and keep tabs on your all. Make sure I know where you all are at all times. You're all ok with that I assume. Not creepy at all IMO. So I put two and two together after I notice Miya and Korrupt are posting from the same IP and figure out they're living together. Columbo eat your heart out. Then Miya decides that she should use the guild pictures thread to post some pictures of her and Korrupt at her apartment, with the "Dick-in-a-glass" guy she cheated on "Chocobo" with sitting right next to her. I, being the inquisitive stalker that I am, decide time had come. I decided to bring my surveillance equipment and reverse phone directory out of the van and start to get to the bottom of everything here. Cause it was just all so mysterious... I called up Korrupt and called him out for what he was part of. He denied at first cause he's a fucking idiot, claiming that it was just a living situation fix. He then came around and referred to Miya fucking him as a "bonus" and it was "temporary," Miya, on the other hand, was getting what she wanted--(hyphen's are such win amirite?)--she was getting more dick, and getting back at "Chocobo" who dumped her, because she was a cheating skank and he is just such the greatest guy and he's all dreamy and his body glistens... So, with the help of Mr. "Chocobo" and other individuals in the guild who I'm sure have nothing to do with what I said earlier about "for the most part," I present to you... The attention whore, back stabbing skank... Miya!  In closing, Miya, you're now e-famous; go go gadget repressed male homosexual rage. If you have any incriminating pictures/video of sluts you want to shame feel free to send them and their story to XI or Draacon and we'll make sure we get our own moment in the spotlight by showing what a jealous jilted QQ'ing noob you are, showing what a slut she is, and again showing the world how straight we are. We're so straight. 
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03-12-2008, 07:57 PM
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Video Links:
Mirror 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvv1eC4TaIM Digg.com: LINK   AND "Chocobo" Swing that shit man.. yeah. mmm Drop the soap you dirty boy... 
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