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Old 06-08-2007, 08:17 PM
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Spam Singles

I like Spam cooked. Fried and crispy, I think its great, and it goes great on grilled bread. So at the store I see "Spam Singles." Packets of square slices of Spam, kind of like the Tuna ones you can get, with a yellow dotted line:

THIS DOTTED LINE IS LIKE A FREEWAY. THE FREEWAY TO A DELICIOUS EXPLOSION IN YOUR MOUTH.

Obvious jokes aside, this seems reasonable. The first line beneath it is, "Fully cooked, so eat it cold..." Well, what have we here? Pre-fried Spam?

For the last 15 minutes I have been in various states of nausea. This is disgusting. Raw Spam.
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Old 06-08-2007, 08:24 PM
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and finisjed
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Old 06-08-2007, 11:24 PM
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finished as in you barfed?
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